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- Wrinkles and gray hair add character to your face.

- Three pairs of shoes, total, are plenty for all of your needs.

- You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes, and you never have strap problems in public.

And most porn movies are designed with your mind in mind.

- You know the truth about why you don’t call a woman back after the first date - which is that there was a good football game on TV and the next day and you plain forgot. John Cleese: Now let's get one thing perfectly clear: I most definitely told you!

- Wrinkles and gray hair add character to your face.

- Three pairs of shoes, total, are plenty for all of your needs.

- You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes, and you never have strap problems in public.

And most porn movies are designed with your mind in mind.

- You know the truth about why you don’t call a woman back after the first date - which is that there was a good football game on TV and the next day and you plain forgot. John Cleese: Now let's get one thing perfectly clear: I most definitely told you!

- Playboy magazines and dirty underwear are nowhere to be seen in his apartment - they disappeared just before you came over to visit.